我由一部改簿機進化為改稿機(鳴謝同事提供有關詞彙),一系列快要出街的新聞稿排隊候診。有的是前後段接肢,有的是大型整容手術,豐胸減肥打針進補大小手術來者不拒或欲迎還拒。仍是改簿機時,貨件可拖可推甚至神不知鬼不覺趁暑假丟入垃圾筒(我企出黎承認我係賤格果個…);再不是課室女皇,就只能每日八小時在電腦前腰酸背痛地交貨。
文字切割手術做下來,只覺得是個人成份極重的遊戲,訊息表達文法對錯是後話除外。哪裡修剪重鋪,是十年功力,也更是一剎那個人喜好。十年前後青春期我還認為自己天下無敵,現在重看那些東西其實再無保留價值。
改稿機某時刻為了證明我在故我思,糊口一頓而已。
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改稿機最近早晚一服古巨基,愛得太遲。
「人人在發奮,想起他朝都興奮,夢中也習慣,有壓力要我得志。」
擺景: 唉, 改稿我在行喎. 判比我做丫, 當我等錢洗的時候.
回覆刪除咦, 幾有創意喎你同事 =P
回覆刪除期待你改稿以外, 發揮更多小宇宙!
改稿機~對於你來講好貼切,但總好過改薄機,起碼用腦喇。
回覆刪除唔係就似而加好多人無腦甘咯,就算果d arm arm做老斗既蛋散更無腦~!
小熊云尼pooh
船山兄︰改野我都在行嫁,但有時多到真係無心機改。如果淨係要改稿,咁我不如去報館做編輯…
回覆刪除SUNFAI兄︰呢,果個靚仔呀,最鐘意食屎痾飯,真係幾有創意呀…
POOH︰覆左你啦,真一EGG CRUSH處處有,XX特別多呀。
我比你幸運,
回覆刪除改稿大手術半個月才做一次。
將頭同屁股、四肢位置胡亂接駁,血花四濺,形成一四不象物體,直至各方滿意,然後一click mouse,送出手術室。
小心, 耳目眾多, 不宜談是非。
回覆刪除食屎痾飯者, 必是廢柴一條。
Dear Fanny-san,
回覆刪除Tried to keep in touch with you by reading your blog. Reading your essays on Japanese study could make me feel uneasy, but still it's nice to know what you think.
Editing this and that PR materials etc. doesn't sound like a great job at all, especially when you don't get feedback from anyone better than you. There's no learning or growth. But if this job makes you feel better than the last one...
Muri wa kinmotsu yo!!
pkjoan
藏鏡人︰要做到各方滿意,真的是四不像了。為改而改,為證明自己的存在而改,為平衡利益而改,總之不是為了中文而改!﹖
回覆刪除sunfai兄︰出得黎行, 預左要還啊。
sensei︰which essay makes you uneasy? I have no clue! I don't even remember what did i write. Bygones are bygones.
I hope this editing job is only part of it but not all of it and it's just for the time being. Muri shi nai yo~~
"出得黎行, 預左要還啊."
回覆刪除夠薑啊! 好野!!!