2006年3月13日

女教師

這 陣子的女人新聞真令人瞠目結舌。一時有議員爭取女性每月經期都有勞工假,一時又一班女教師向全世界高呼芳心寂寞。女人仍然甘心將自己變成他者,劃清自己與 男人的分別,爭取特權。又不見男性更年期要放假,地盤男工說找不到老婆﹖能否與男性平權是自己的心態。女人自私,最好的都要歸於自己。

Hehe,我寧願做小女人。

眼見班女教師出來,心裡吔,矛盾得很。奮力爭取自己的愛和幸福喲,是多麼的勇敢和充滿時代氣息,簡直是21世紀女性愛的典範。但係姐仔呀,教書既,出來話「我空虛我寂寞我凍」,我真係驚返到學校,咩專業形象都無晒,萬一個幼稚園學生問︰「Miss-y,你好恨嫁呀﹖」我都只能答︰「係囉。」真係笑爆咀囉。

Miss-y既女人,慣左鬧人同指點人,幾難攪嫁。講開又講,平時教完一日書個樣殘到嚇死人,堂多果日仲要踢對波鞋算數,我唔會日日都著高踭鞋咁靚女嫁。

識唔到男仔,都係有原因既。個協會話,會與警察、工程師、消防員協會等合辦聯誼活動就真係…咁有七十同八十年代feel,好純情囉。試想,一個事業有成有咁上下情趣既工程師仲未有女朋友,更要去教師協會舉辦既社交舞班識女仔,套用姐妹們既邏輯 真係好打極都有限。咁純情既男仔,我唔要囉。

嗱嗱嗱,有時,我係既矛盾又迂腐。

15 則留言:

yyl 說...

呵呵呵
所以近排d“春天效應”好勁law

我放學先同基斯先生研究過
我同佢都可能要“做下野”
跟下大隊、順應潮流

匿名 說...

警察、工程師、消防員協會等合辦聯誼活動

唉!邊有用ga!個d佬寧願走上大陸聚大陸妹la!

金子

laichungleung 說...

"大陸妹" isn't it derogatory?

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"試想,一個事業有成有咁上下情趣既工程師仲未有女朋友,更要去教師協會舉辦既社交舞班識女仔,套用姐妹們既邏輯 – 真係好打極都有限。
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Don't make any more excuses, you gotta go out and check out those hot guys from the police & fire departments. Blogging and blogging alone probably won't land you any hot guys....

cheryl 說...

以前成日覺得d老師好土(行為舉上打扮思想上),冇仔溝就當然啦...事實上又未必一定係咁姐,而家中學生都唔興搞舞會啦。唔好講老師,所有恨嫁的女人都應該努力一下,唔可以淨係做被動者

阿藹 說...

諗起中學時成日話啲女老師無人要, 都真係好衰. 不過 miss lee 咁靚女, 唔使擔心啦.

鳳凰藍 說...

肯接受訪問兼出鏡的,真係勇氣可嘉啊!

MissLee 說...

嗱各位,其實我係好積極既,日常生活既健康又充實,仲有一個非常重要既信念︰我係唔會無左男人就唔得既。

當然,我都係鐘意做小女人 - 我係一個偽獨立時代女性。

鳳凰藍,所以你要小心,唔好後悔入錯行啊!

阿藹,你咁樣會俾人好多期望,有期望就會有失望,這個社會已經夠多失望了吧,不用以我多弄一個了,hehe。

sunfai 說...

睇到呢個新聞真係嚇一跳......... 其中一條 line 竟然是'教改'令教師失去社交機會。我唔係話佢錯, 但咁都要'辣'番去教改, 會唔會過咗d??

同其它專業團體搞'社交活動', 好聽的我想起新加坡政府為大學生搞的相睇.......唔好聽的我想起各疼愛寵物的狗主拉著愛犬到公園識朋友仔。

Martin Oei 說...

新加坡社交發展署,已經成為新加坡怪談的一部分。

但我相信,教師們不大需要有人去做社交發展署做的事

同事閒人 說...

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist nor can it be hidden where it truly does!良緣由天賜,邊有得夾硬來!

miss lee呀,如果個男仔要你著晒裙,化晒妝,著高踭鞋先望你呀,要唔要都罷啦!係喜歡的就喜歡真的我!第日婚後成世化住妝訓呀?!仲有,任你點扮,咪始終有日會原形畢露!

yyl,請問你地想做下咩野呢?不要亂來呀!miss lee話的,稍有差錯,咩專業形象都無晒!小心d呀弟弟!

MissLee 說...

教改係咪令教師失去社交機會,都係人既問題。命運在我手,永不低頭啊。

同事,所以都唔明點解d男仔頂得順同花行妝既女人出街,分分鐘唔知佢個真樣喎。我呢,幾時個樣都咁where同咁惡,咁d人就無野好賴啦。

yyl 說...

我同基斯先生講下笑之ma ,
現實中的我只是書童一名,
可有可無。
加上基斯先上左岸,
我地又唔係"浪子"、"不覊的風"或"者哥哥",
除左食花生之外無乜好做

Martin Oei 說...

我坦言,我好怕化粧的女人。化到個粧濃一濃,香港天氣又濕又熱,之後呢,個樣認真好睇。

不過我呢種唔鍾意女仔化粧的脾性,人地又覺我怪架喇。

歌莉絲 說...

密斯李

認同形象係好重要
事關d細路見到我著高踭鞋那天
係依娃鬼叫
可能我平時太醜樣~~

仲有一件事 需知道 拍到拖唔難 但係找到一個可以令你想同佢拍拖gei先難呀
即是衰d 一句 "選得落手" 先得ga!

五師兄 說...

Sunday I heard the radio programme where邵國華interviewed two lady teachers about this dating topic. They also sound very poor (in seeking to widen their social lives). But I guess most of the jobs nowadays in Hong Kong also have to work much longer than 9 to 5, so many other professions should have the same problem. Most of the girls I know who are working for accounting or law or simply marketing get off work at 8pm the earliest. I think the problem is not the long hours (as a result of 教改), but is the fact that it is no good for teachers to date their colleagues. If dating the colleagues are prohibited, then it limits the choice of the female teacher to date 周公 only, as he is the next most seen male in the female teachers’ lives. The same rules may apply to commercial world, but not as strict as in schools I guess.

邵國華 also said that because teachers have good hearts, smile more frequently and talk more softly, so usually are more beautiful. That’s true. I found that I have a few pretty colleagues in my staff room. I can also confirm this fact from Miss Lee’s little photo. =p